On Wednesday, June 28th, approximately 3:00pm Lily arrived at the Columbus Children's Hospital. I arrived about an hour later. Before the transportation of our precious baby girl, Dr. Wallace showed me a small hole in Lily's soft palate. Her concern was that she might have eating problems. And she wanted us to see a specialist about getting this minor problem fixed. I was in a daze. I saw lots of my wife's innerds, two wonderful babies pulled into this world and suddenly, the next thing I know, I am about to see my family split in two. I followed Lily to Columbus, arriving about 4:30. Lily was in the C4 NICU, a second tier of NICU, where non critical children who need significant oversight are placed.
I would love to tell you what happened on each day I was there, but honestly, I lived in three hour increments. Lily was feeding every three hours on a bottle, and by God, her dad was going to do it. She did not have any problem feeding, what seemed to me to be the primary reason we were sent to Children's. I sat, slept, and stared at Lily and the monitor above her head, showing her heart rate, blood oxygen, and resperation rate...
The primary doctor on call (Dr. Gist) finally saw Lily and indicated some quantity of food that Lily would need before they would consider allowing her to leave. Being a doctor of accounting, in my expert opinion, she was being asked to eat a lot more. I know at some point I told Dr. Gist that Teresa and I did not like him...not in a funny way, but in a I really don't like you kind of way.
Yes, Lily was doing time in baby jail. Don't get me wrong, many of the staff had one primary concern, my baby girl. There were many small acts of remarkable kindness to Lily and me by nurses (especially Angie), nurse practitioners (especially Jason). From getting Lily clothes treating her with the utmost respect, to moving me to a private room with a couch I could sleep on and towels, a toothbrush and soap so I could take a shower. But this was no country club, this was "make you bleed in the foot" baby jail.
I met with the surgons in a special cleft clinic at Children's where I found out that they would not do anything to fix Lily's problem until she was 9-12 months. No parole for Lily though. She came down with jaundice, like here sister, so there was another reason to keep her in baby jail.
I was getting a range of sentence for Lily from a few days to a week or so. Thanks, but we were on the verge of planning a daring escape. Then, like a presidential pardon, Saturday during rounds, hope arrived. Lily was eating more than twice what she had been. To be honest, I think the staff was getting sick of me. For them I was some guy living where they work, like that
kid who spent his spring break living in a Walmart.
And just like that, we were paroled. I will get some pictures developed of our jail bird giving the bird to her captors.